Where’s the bow of the boat?
Where’s the bow of the boat? A joke from The Abbott and Costello Show episode, The Vacation. Bud Abbott is trying to show that Lou Costello doesn’t really know anything about boats …
Where’s the bow of the boat?
The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock
The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock (1959) starring Lou Costello, Dorothy Provine, Gale Gordon
In The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock, Lou Costello‘s a frustrated would-be scientist. He’s in love with Emmy Lou, but her Uncle Raven won’t hear of it. Then, she stumbles into a cave with a strange gas …
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Greenhouse routine [Abbott and Costello]
From the Jail episode of the Abbott and Costello Show. Where Bud Abbott confuses Lou Costello with the meaning of the word “greenhouse” …. Enjoy!
Greenhouse routine [Abbott and Costello]
Jail
Jail – The Abbott and Costello Show, season 1, episode 3, originally aired December 19, 1952
Jail – Lou shoots a hole in Mrs. Crumbcake’s water pail, and she sues him for 79 cents in damages. After an inept defense, Lou’s sent to jail. While in jail, he comes to blows with a crazed cell mate, who becomes enraged at the mere mention of “Niagara Falls.”
Jail
Hold That Ghost photo gallery
Photo gallery for Abbott and Costello’s comedy, Hold That Ghost
Hold That Ghost photo gallery
Bank Robbery [Abbott and Costello radio show] with Marlene Dietrich
Abbott and Costello radio show – Bank Robbery with Marlene Dietrich – originally aired October 15 1942
Lou Costello accidentally gets mixed up in a bank robbery. He then has to apprehend the actual villain, Black Pete! Who’s hiding out in Marlene Dietrich’s saloon?
Bank Robbery [Abbott and Costello radio show] with Marlene Dietrich
Abbott and Costello chase the bank robbers
Abbott and Costello chase the bank robbers – into Deadman Gulch where the cattle rustlers are! From the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery
Getting ready for the chase
Bud Abbott: But you can’t do it by yourself! Call a posse, that’s the thing!
Lou Costello: Here, posse, posse, posse!
Abbott and Costello chase the bank robbers
Lou Costello and the bank robber
Lou Costello and the bank robber – from the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery
Lou Costello: Abbott! Hey look! Look what I got! Look at the money!
Bud Abbott: Wait a minute, Costello. Where did you get that roll of bills?
Lou Costello: I went outside for a minute. Just when I reached the corner, a gun ran out of the bank with a bag full of money, and he gave me some.
Lou Costello and the bank robber
Mel Blanc doesn’t have enough to do [Abbott and Costello]
Mel Blanc doesn’t have enough to do – from the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery with Marlene Dietrich
Sound man (Mel Blanc): And why shouldn’t I? What did I have on last week’s program? Nothing! Not even a door slam! I understand doors, I know doors inside and out. I talk to doors, and they talk to me.
Lou Costello: And what do you hear from them now?
Mel Blanc doesn’t have enough to do [Abbott and Costello]
Connie Haines doesn’t have enough to do
Connie Haines doesn’t have enough to do – from the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery Connie Haines: Hello, everybody. And, hello my fat li’l sugar man. Lou Costello: Oh, the voice of this… Connie Haines doesn’t have enough to do