Jokes

Little Giant - Bud Abbott, Lou Costello

Lou Costello and public school

by Tom Raymond
March 18, 2015April 9, 2022

Lou Costello and public school – from the Abbott and Costello TV show episode, “Police Rookies“

Lou Costello: My education’s sure come in handy so far.

Bud Abbott: Your education?

Lou Costello: Sure! I spent 22 years in public school, you know.

Abbott and Costello ask, Do big noses run in your family? An old joke, told by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello on their radio show on April 28, 1948

Abbott and Costello ask, Do big noses run in your family?

by Tom Raymond
January 14, 2015

Abbott and Costello ask, Do big noses run in your family? An old joke, told by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello on their radio show on April 28, 1948

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Abbott and Costello meet a runaway bride

Abbott and Costello meet a runaway bride

by Tom Raymond
January 13, 2015

Abbott and Costello meet a runaway bride – From Abbott and Costello’s radio show … Bud and Lou meet a runaway bride?

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Abbott and Costello - no smoking policy?

Abbott and Costello – no smoking policy?

by Tom Raymond
January 12, 2015April 16, 2022

Abbott and Costello – no smoking policy? A funny movie quote from Abbott and Costello’s first movie, “One Night in the Tropics“

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk - From Abbott and Costello's radio show, April 28, 1948)

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

by Tom Raymond
January 11, 2015

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk – From Abbott and Costello’s radio show, April 28, 1948)

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Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa - From the old Abbott & Costello radio show - what *did* happen when Lou Costello went lion hunting in Africa?

Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

by Tom Raymond
January 10, 2015

Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa – From the old Abbott & Costello radio show – what did* happen when Lou Costello went lion hunting in Africa?*

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Do you have any children? A funny joke from Abbott and Costello, taken from their comedy song, "Laugh, Laugh, Laugh"

Do you have any children?

by Tom Raymond
January 9, 2015

Do you have any children? A funny joke from Abbott and Costello, taken from their comedy song, “Laugh, Laugh, Laugh”

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Abbott and Costello meet the Keystone Kops

Abbott and Costello talk about unemployment

by Tom Raymond
January 8, 2015August 16, 2022

Abbott and Costello talk about unemployment – How Bud Abbott might have explained the “unemployment rate” to Lou Costello – and how it’s different from the number of people unemployed.

From the Abbott and Costello radio show, "Lou Builds a House" - Bud Abbott tries to convince Lou Costello to build a house in the suburbs

A house in the suburbs

by Tom Raymond
January 7, 2015

From the Abbott and Costello radio show, “Lou Builds a House” – Bud Abbott tries to convince Lou Costello to build a house in the suburbs

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A face that could stop a clock - A classic joke about a face that could stop a clock, from the Abbott and Costello radio program, "Costello Gets a Tattoo"

A face that could stop a clock

by Tom Raymond
January 6, 2015

A face that could stop a clock – A classic joke about a face that could stop a clock, from the Abbott and Costello radio program, “Costello Gets a Tattoo”

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