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Abbott and Costello chase the bank robbers

Abbott and Costello chase the bank robbers - into Deadman Gulch where the cattle rustlers are! From the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery
Abbott and Costello chase the bank robbers – into Deadman Gulch where the cattle rustlers are! From the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery Getting ready for the chase Bud Abbott: But you can’t do it by yourself! Call a posse, that’s the thing! Lou Costello: Here,...
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Lou Costello and the bank robber

Lou Costello and the bank robber - from the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery
Lou Costello and the bank robber – from the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery Lou Costello: Abbott! Hey look! Look what I got! Look at the money! Bud Abbott: Wait a minute, Costello. Where did you get that roll of bills? Lou Costello: I went outside...
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Connie Haines doesn’t have enough to do

Connie Haines, circa 1943
Connie Haines doesn’t have enough to do – from the Abbott and Costello radio show, Bank Robbery Connie Haines: Hello, everybody. And, hello my fat li’l sugar man. Lou Costello: Oh, the voice of this kid is temporaneous. Bud Abbott: Quiet. Lou Costello: Hello, Connie. Connie Haines: Mr....
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Car Pooling [Abbott and Costello]

Abbott and Costello on car pooling
Abbott and Costello jokes on car pooling – from the Abbott and Costello radio show episode, Bank Robbery Bud Abbott: What are you doing here in the radio studio dressed in your bathing outfit?Lou Costello: Well, I spent all day trying to get my car out of the...
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Lou Costello and public school

Little Giant - Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
Lou Costello and public school – from the Abbott and Costello TV show episode, “Police Rookies” Lou Costello: My education’s sure come in handy so far. Bud Abbott: Your education? Lou Costello: Sure! I spent 22 years in public school, you know.
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