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Where’s the bow of the boat?

Where’s the bow of the boat? A joke from The Abbott and Costello Show episode, The Vacation. Bud Abbott is trying to show that Lou Costello doesn’t really know anything about boats …

Bud Abbott: Where’s the bow of the boat?

Lou Costello: What’s the matter? You think you got me stuck or something?

Bud Abbott: Where’s the bow of the boat?

Lou Costello: Where’s the bow of the boat?

Bud Abbott: Yeah, where is it?

Lou Costello: Everybody knows where the bow of the boat is.

Bud Abbott: Where’s the bow of the boat?

Lou Costello: That’s, uh, that’s in the front.

Bud Abbott: Where’s the stern?

Lou Costello: That’s in the back.

Bud Abbott: Where’s the port?

Lou Costello: it’s in the icebox.

[Editor’s note: “icebox” eventually became what we now know as the refrigerator. 🙂 ]

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