Do you have any children? A funny joke from Abbott and Costello, taken from their comedy song, “Laugh, Laugh, Laugh”
Bud Abbott: Costello, do you have any children?
Lou Costello: Sure, we’ve got four little ones.
Bud Abbott: Four little ones?
Lou Costello: Yea, Enny, Meenie, Minie and Wilbur.
Bud Abbott: Wilbur? Why not Moe?
Lou Costello: We didn’t want any Moe!