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Abbott and Costello talk about marriage

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Abbott and Costello talk about marriage – Taken from their radio program, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello joke about marriage – in real life, Lou Costello was a happily married man, but you can’t tell by these jokes!

Lou Costello: I don’t believe in marriage, Abbott.   Marriage is like soup.

Bud Abbott: Marriage is like soup?

Lou Costello: Sure, by the time you’re done with spooning, it cools off!

Bud Abbott: At least I’m not hen-pecked.

Lou Costello: Hen-pecked?   Before you were married, you snored in your sleep; now you cackle!

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