Abbott and Costello exercise routine – a funny routine, where Bud “helps” Lou to get in better shape with some simple exercises.
Bud Abbott: Starting tomorrow morning, you’re going to got out of bed at five o’ clock, Then at five-ten–
Lou Costello: Back in bed!
Bud Abbott: No, no! At five-ten you jump into an ice-cold shower!
Lou Costello: And I whistle!
Bud Abbott: You don’t whistle!
Lou Costello: I GOTTA TTA WHISTLE!
Bud Abbott: Why?
Lou Costello: There’s no lock on the bathroom door!
Bud Abbott: Pay attention . ‘Ilt five-ton you jump into the showor, Can’t you just foel the iee-cold water running down your back?
Lou Costello: WH000000000 ! WH0000000000 ! IiAfiAHAHAH-‘IHAHAIUH,!
Bud Abbott: Stop that ; Then, at five-twenty —
Lou Costello: Back in bed with a hot water bottle.
Bud Abbott: Listen! At five-twenty you take a bouncing horseback ride! Five-forty —
Lou Costello: Back in bed, face down!
Bud Abbott: Then, at six o1clock, An hour of wrestling; seven o’clock, two hours of handball; nine o’clock, you walk thirty miles with a heavy pack on your back; and twelve to one, you climb a mountain!
Lou Costello: Twelve to one I don’t make it!