Abbott and Costello talk about marriage – Taken from their radio program, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello joke about marriage – in real life, Lou Costello was a happily married man, but you can’t tell by these jokes!
Lou Costello: I don’t believe in marriage, Abbott. Marriage is like soup.
Bud Abbott: Marriage is like soup?
Lou Costello: Sure, by the time you’re done with spooning, it cools off!
Bud Abbott: At least I’m not hen-pecked.
Lou Costello: Hen-pecked? Before you were married, you snored in your sleep; now you cackle!