I’m quite the fisherman – Bud Abbott and Lou Costello joke about Bud being a fisherman, from the song “Laugh, Laugh, Laugh”
Bud Abbott: I’m quite the fisherman, Costello?
Lou Costello: What makes you a fisherman?
Bud Abbott: If I come home with a big load of fish, doesn’t that make me a fisherman?
Lou Costello: If I come home with a quart of milk, does that make me a cow?