Abbott and Costello ask, Do big noses run in your family?  An old joke, told by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello on their radio show on April 28, 1948

Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa –  From the old Abbott & Costello radio show – what *did* happen when Lou Costello went lion hunting in Africa?

From the Abbott and Costello radio show, “Lou Builds a House” – Bud Abbott tries to convince Lou Costello to build a house in the suburbs

Teller in the Bank –  From the Abbott and Costello radio show, “Marilyn Learns to Drive” – Bud tells Lou what position his brother has in his job at the bank. A joke in the same vein as their classic “Who’s on First?” routine Lou Costello: Can you...

She’s penny wise –  From the Abbott and Costello radio show, “Driving Lessons with Marilyn” – Lou talks about his would-be romance with the beautiful Marilyn Maxwell Lou Costello: There’s only one problem with our romance; She’s penny wise. Bud Abbott: Marilyn’s penny wise?

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello talk  about horses – a joke from Abbott and Costello’s radio show, April 28, 1948 Bud Abbott: Talk sense. What do you know about horses. Lou Costello: Abbott, I was born on a horse. Bud Abbott: How could you be born on a horse?