Lou Costello and public school – from the Abbott and Costello TV show episode, “Police Rookies”
Lou Costello: My education’s sure come in handy so far.
Bud Abbott: Your education?
Lou Costello: Sure! I spent 22 years in public school, you know.
Bud Abbott: 22 years!
Lou Costello: Certainly!
Bud Abbott: How did you get out of it?
Lou Costello: I had to burn the school down!