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Do you have any children?

Do you have any children? A funny joke from Abbott and Costello, taken from their comedy song, "Laugh, Laugh, Laugh"

Do you have any children?  A funny joke from Abbott and Costello, taken from their comedy song, “Laugh, Laugh, Laugh”

Bud Abbott: Costello, do you have any children?

Lou Costello: Sure, we’ve got four little ones.

Bud Abbott: Four little ones?

Lou Costello: Yea, Enny, Meenie, Minie and Wilbur.

Bud Abbott: Wilbur?   Why not Moe?

Lou Costello: We didn’t want any Moe!

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