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Herd of Cows

Milking a Cow - Lou Costello, Bud Abbott
Herd of Cows – classic Abbott and Costello routine Herd of Cows is a classic example of Abbott and Costello’s word play, where Lou mistakes the word “herd” for “heard” – enjoy! This version comes from the Abbott and Costello Show, The Western Story
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Abbott and Costello dice routine

Abbott and Costello dice routine
Abbott and Costello Dice Routine The classic Abbott and Costello dice routine, where Bud Abbott decides to fleece his buddy, Lou Costello, by teaching him how to play dice — but begins to suspect that Lou knows too much already! Done many times, including their first hit film,...
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Abbott and Costello horse fodder routine

The Noose Hangs High - where Lou Costello does his horse fodder routine
Abbott and Costello horse fodder routine — a classic Abbott and Costello skit, with Lou Costello mistaking “fodder” for “father”; they did the routine numerous times, on the radio, on their TV show, and in their films  Hit the Ice and The Noose Hangs High.
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Teller skit

The Teller skit, by Abbott and Costello
The Teller skit, by Abbott and Costello The Teller skit is one of Abbott and Costello’s routines, with Lou Costello misunderstanding “teller” for “tell her” – it was done on their radio show more than once, as well as in their movie  Hit the Ice where this is...
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Loan me 50 dollars

Lou Costello and Bud Abbott in Newsweek 1940
Abbott and Costello skit – Loan me 50 dollars One of the classic  Abbott and Costello  routines, where Bud Abbott takes advantage of a common math mistake that we all make to fleece his pal, Lou Costello, out of all of his money.  The skit ends with a...
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Two Tens for a Five

Two Tens for a five routine, made famous by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello A classic  Abbott and Costello  routine, from their first movie,  A Night in the Tropics, where  Bud Abbott  shows that he’s not above running a quick scam on his friend,  Lou Costello, in order...
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Vitamin Skit

COSTELLO hates carrots, tried to extract all from the soup to show his true friendship for all the sailors, fished out a lot before cook noticed.
The Vitamin Skit, with  Abbott and Costello (note: this routine is taken from the  Abbott and Costello radio show) Lou Costello:  Hey Abbott! Bud Abbott: Costello what are you doing skipping around like that? Lou Costello:  Oh you see me skippin’ eh? Its the doctors orders. Bud Abbott:...
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Sandwich and a Cup of Coffee

Abbott and Costello'€™s, Turkey Sandwich and Cup of Coffee routine from Keep '€˜Em Flying", 1941.
Abbott and Costello‘€™s, Turkey Sandwich and Cup of Coffee routine from Keep ‘€˜Em Flying“, 1941. Blackie (Bud Abbott) and Heathcliff (Lou Costello), having been unsuccessful at entering through the gates of the Cal-Aero, Army Air Corps flight training academy, enter the U.S.O. club and approach the lunch counter...
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I bet you that you’re not here

I bet you that you're not here -€” Abbott and Costello routine
I bet you that you’re not here -€”  Abbott and Costello  routine In the movie  The Noose Hangs High, there’s a very funny routine, where Abbott and Costello are being guarded by a gangster — €”and  Bud Abbott  decides to bet their warden that Bud can prove that...
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